Las mejores citas de los Simpson (+ bonus track nerd)
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer’s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer’s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.
Marge: Homer! There’s someone here who can help you…
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist?!
Marge: It’s not Batman!
Ned Flanders: I’ve done everything the Bible says – even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.
Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there’s five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn’t talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
Burns: Look at that pig. Stuffing his face with donuts on my time! That’s right, keep eating…Little do you know you’re drawing ever closer to the poison donut! [cackles evilly, then stops abruptly] There is a poison one, isn’t there Smithers?
Smithers: Err…no, sir. I discussed this with our lawyers and they consider it murder.
Homer: Here’s to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life’s problems
Reverend Lovejoy: Marge, just about everything’s a sin. [holds up a Bible] Y’ever sat down and read this thing? Technically we’re not supposed to go to the bathroom
Laywer: Well, what about that tatoo on your chest? Doesn’t it say Die, Bart, Die?
Sideshow Bob: No, that’s German for ‘The Bart, The.”
Parole Judge: No one who speaks German can be an evil man! Parole Granted!
Homer: I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman.
Comic Book Guy: But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds… (a meteorite falls on him) Oh, I’ve wasted my life.
Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?
Announcer: Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless.
Wiggum (checking): Well I’ll be damned.
Lionel Hutz: This is the greatest case of false advertising I’ve seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story.
Mr. Burns: I’ll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Y ese fue el por qué usted debe ver la versión subtitulada de la película.
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BONUS TRACK: Hablando de los Simpson y la ciencia, este trip lo vi primero en Cosmos, hace años, pero igual no deberíamos olvidarlo: